Adventures of the Dread Pirate Zachary

Happy Days

2009-01-05T14:17:00.000-08:00

Well, in the month since I last was able to sneak away to update my blog, I've had lots of fun! Here is a video of me playing on my awesome mat! It is lots of fun to wave your arms all over!

(12/4/08)

Here is a video of Jonah playing with me on my mat!

(12/7/08)

Sneezing is fun too! Here I am sneezing at Mommy the monkey that spins over my bed all the time.

It is fun talking to Daddy too... just not when he has the camera so much:

Maybe it is easier to be noisy when Jonah is yelling too?

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Here is a video of Jonah torturing me in my new bouncy:

I definitely prefer standing without the bouncy, Jonah can't make me bounce so much this way:

Weird Paper and Box Ceremony

2008-12-04T14:25:00.000-08:00

My parents, aunt Jodi, Grandma Atch and Grandpa Tom all had this weird ceremony last week. They put lots of paper on boxes, and put them all under the flashing green plastic cone thing. Then they took turns unwrapping the paper from the boxes and all played with the things inside. They waved scary snakes and huge clothes at me and acted as if I should be impressed with them, when clearly they were not food... and then they put this silly bow on my head.

Very odd. Hopefully they don't make me wear bows too much.

Sweet, Sweet Lullaby

2008-11-21T10:46:00.000-08:00

My brother Jonah is really nice and he sings to me while I go to sleep. He has such a soothing, quiet voice that sometimes I can sleep like a baby.

Playing with Jonah!

2008-11-11T12:37:00.000-08:00

Here is a video of me playing with my big brother Jonah. He is kind of rough sometimes, but one day I'll be really big and tough and I'll get my revenge! But for now he gets to pick the music I listen to.

Dancing in my Chair

2008-10-21T15:19:00.000-07:00

Here is a video of me dancing in my Papasan chair! I really love this chair, but not as much as being held by mommy. Daddy and Jonah are okay, but they never give me food.

Hoist Yer Mainstay and Feed Me Some Grog!

2008-09-19T19:54:00.000-07:00

Avast!!! I be the Dread Pirate Zackary Josiah. I be one day old today! Just yesterday I was being held prisoner inside the Dread Pirate Mommy. Then she said "Arrrrrrr!" and out I flopped, naked as the day I be born! 6lb 7oz, 20" tall and meaner than Davey Jones in a hurricane!!!

Today I was boarded by some scurvy knaves who tried to get me to drink their ale... but instead I forced my scullery maid Mommy and cabin boy Daddy to feed me some Enfamile Grog!

Send me some booty or I will hunt you down and the Dread Pirate Zackary Josiah leaves no survivors!!!

Arrrr!